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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:33

What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

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Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Maxime amet sequi odit placeat molestiae.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

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